“Strange world Daniel,” writes Stephen O’Sullivan. “I’m actually watching Palace v Toon clear as a bell here in Kuala Lumpur. Palace a whisker away from the lead.”

Isn’t it just. I fear my new internet connection, much better and faster than the one it replaced, so they told me, is in fact not so.

…then smashes it over the top.

…he takes his time preparing himself too…

I bet Xhaka fancies this…

It’s a really tight game at the Stadium of Light but Sunderland look likelier, Brobbey’s physicality and nous causing Spurs’ centre-backs a problem. And, as I type, he tempts Van de Ven into a foul, converted into a yellow card by the dissent which follows, and his team now have a free-kick on the edge of the box, well right of centre.

More importantly, why doesn’t Brobbey have a song to this?

Brobbey struggles for the ball with Porro, eventually introducing elbow to coupon. So Porro goes down, as one might – now that you ask, obviously I’d have brushed it off myself – and the ref shows a yellow card. That’s the right call, just about; I can’t pretend I’m not suspicious as to Brobbey’s intentions, but it was more of a jab than a swing, so there’s just enough ambiguity to keep it 11 v 11.

Sunderland win a throw, hurled in by O’Nien, and when the ball is only half-cleared, it drops on to Xhaka’s laces, on the edge of the box, right of centre … and he connects beautifully, his shot zipping fractionally wide.

I’d not be surprised to see Chris Wood come on for Forest at half-time – currently, they lack a box presence, constantly moving the ball but with no one to aim at or play off.

At Selhurst, it’s still Palace 0-0 Newcastle, but aggravatingly, I’m not currently allowed to watch the game. Hopefully, a half-time turn-off-and-on sorts things.

Here come Villa again, again feeding a pass into Rogers, who turns around the corner and into the path of Watkins, through the middle. The first touch is heavy but works nicely, inciting Sels to come out … only for the finish to bobble just past the post.

Sunderland are coming. Again, Le Fee provides the impetus, picking his way to the by-line before standing up a cross … that Brobbey heads over the top. I’d like another look at it, not currently possible because my SkyGo has again forsaken me, but on first look, that seemed a very bad miss.

Sunderland lock-on as Spurs play out and just when it looks like they’ve got them, Brobbey fouls Romero unnecessarily. Regis Le Bris won’t be chuffed with that ill discipline because, prior to it, his players were doing exactly what he wants them to. But, as I type, Le Fee feeds a pass into the box where, with typical measure, Romero seeks to backheel a clearance, instead megging himself; he’ll be relieved to see the ball run away from Brobbey.

Villa are playing nicely at Forest, moving the ball quickly and dominating possession. This feels a lot like a first-goal match.

OK, we’re back with pictures from Sunderland – fuzzy ones, but nevertheless.

At Falkirk, by the way, Rangers won 6-3, so now trail Hearts by a point.

The corner comes to nothing and I’ve now lost coverage at Sunderland, apologies.

At Forest, Anderson carries forwards and finds Hudson-Odoi, who sets back to Williams on the edge; the shot looks to be going wide of the near post, but Bizot decides he can’t chance it, tipping around the post … and the corner eventually yields another.

Kolo Muani carries forward, moving from in to out before finding Richarlison, who opts to take on the shot first time, seeking to curl low from the edge, left of centre, only to shoot straight at Roefs.

Nice from Villa around the edge of the box, short passes creating a shooting opportunity for McGinn, who digs out an effort from the edge, curling low and just wide of the far post.

My SkyGo is currently misbehaving, so I’ve not got pictures from Palace, but rest assured I’m working on it.

Sours are knocking the ball about from keeper to defender, on which point this is a huge day for Kinsky, who suffered so miserably in Spain. But in the meantime, Solanke hits the by-line, narrowly missing Bergvall with his cut-back, then Porro leathers wide.

…and everywhere else.

We’re away at the City Ground…

Out come our various teams at our various grounds.

It’s absolutely hosing down in Nottingham, where there’s a late change to the Villa XI: Emi Martinez has hurt himself in the warm-up, so Marco Bozxit comes in.

“Why isn’t Xavi Simons starting for Spurs?” wonders Mike Nagle. “He’s their most creative midfielder. Why also leave out Palhinha, the most experienced defensive midfielder? It’s baffling. I hope the manager knows what he’s doing.”

I think the answer is as we discuss below: against Sunderland, De Zerbi wants legs and physicality, with Simon likely to come on once things slow down. I’d have played him myself, perhaps instead of Kolo Muani, because, as you say, he has the class their starting XI lacks, but Palhinha is probably a bit one-dimensional and immobile for what the manager wants.

Forest v Villa promises to be an absolute banger. I keep saying this in blogs of this ilk, but I struggle to believe a team with a midfield of Sangare, Anderson, Gibbs-White can possibly go down. The problem they have today is Villa are really strong in that area – Onana and Tielemans will be in front of the back four, but McGinn, Barkley and Rogers and all drop in.

For that reason, I wonder if Forest’s likeliest route to goal is a set-piece, but I also fancy them down the flanks, where Aina and Williams, backing up Hutchinson and Hudson-Odoi, have a really good chance of mithering Cash and Digne.

So how do Spurs beat Sunderland? Well, that midfield offers a big clue: they must match their hosts for endeavour, running hard but also running smart. Otherwise, they’ve got to serve Solanke with crosses and cut-backs, while he must hit the front post and look for one-touch finishes. Otherwise, I quite like Richarlison in the air and, as Everton fans can testify, few are as adept as he at allaying relegation fears.

And there looks to be a more solid look about the side he’s sent out, with players in their natural positions. In particular, I like the legs in midfield, though I’m still concerned about where the goals might come from – none of the front three can reliably create for themselves, and there’s a lack of wingers and invention around and behind them.

All that said, I’m really looking forward to seeing how Spurs look, having had a couple of weeks to absorb new instructions. I very much doubt De Zerbi leaves things alone for fear of confusing them – I’d expect his instructions to be the pro forma, from now.

Email! “I know little to nothing about football tactics,” writes Niall Mullen, “but I think I can solve your ‘bait the press’ blues and maybe, in the process, become the greatest coach ever. My idea is that a player passes to another player, and then, using their athletic ability and spatial awareness, they run into a position beyond their teammate, who, using their skill, passes the ball back to them. This will take the opposing player out of action and get the ball rapidly up the field. I call this move the to-me-to-you aka the Chuckle Brothers’ triangle.”

That sounds far too basic.

Finally to Sunderland, where Robin Roefs is back in net, so Melker Ellborg drops out; otherwise, Nordi Mukiele, Reinildo and Enzo Le Fee replace Lutsharel Geetruida, Trai Hume and Chemsidine Talbi.

Otherwise, De Zerbi uses Antonin Kinsky in goal, with Guglielmo Vicario still out, while in front of him, Djed Spence and Kevin Danso are replaced by Destiny Udogie and Pedro Porro, whose spot in midfield goes to Conor Gallagher; in midfield, Lucas Bergvall and Randal Kolo Muani replace Pape Matar Sarr and Mathys Tel.

At the City Ground, Vitor Pereiera picks the same side that beat Spurs last time out in the league; Elliot Anderson, suspended in Europe, returns to the starting XI, while Chris Wood, who started in midweek after missing most of the season, is on the bench.

As for Villa, Youri Tielemans starts in the league for the first time since the end of January – he played the full 90 in midweek – while Ezri Konsa is rested, Victor Lindelof coming in, and Ross Barkley taking the place of Emi Buendia.

Oliver Glasner makes five changes to the side which won so well against Fiorentina, and understandably so, with the return coming up in midweek. Out go Adam Wharton, Daichi Kamada, Evann Guessand Jean-Philippe Mateta and Ismaila Sarr; in come Jefferson Lerma, Will Hughes, Brennan Johnson, Yeremy Pino and Jorgen Strand-Larsen.

And Eddie Howe also makes changes, but his are more punitive than precautionary. Kieran Trippier, Dan Burn, Harvey Barnes, Anthony Elanga, Nick Woltemade and Jacob Ramsey are benched, with Sandro Tonali, Lewis Miley. Malick Thiaw, Will Osula, Tino Livramento and Jacob Murphy promoted.

But before we do, news from Scotland: after Celtic and Hearts won yesterday, Rangers were in trouble, trailing Falkirt 2-0 after 26 minutes. But they’ve since hit a seam, scoring four times between 42 and 58, and now look certain to close the gap at the top.

Right, let’s dig into those teams…