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I note that Andrew Mountbatten-Thingy has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. Picture the scene…

“Don’t you know who I am?”

“I know who you were.”
Rod Price
Mollington, Oxfordshire

• Given the way the royal family works, I wonder, if he’s imprisoned, would Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor notice the difference. After all, he will still be being detained at his majesty’s pleasure.
Rory Murphy
London

• Bad luck for Mr Mountbatten-Windsor to be nabbed on his 66th birthday. But at least he now gets his pension.
Max Bell
Thame, Oxfordshire

• The last time a senior royal was arrested was in 1647. It didn’t end well for King Charles I.
Paresh Motla
Thame, Oxfordshire

• The Crown Prosecution Service – a prescient title.
Byron Thomas
Wotton under Edge

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